Synaptic Cynicism
Because my distaste for the things around me originates at a neuronal level.
Hey! You! Yeah, YOU!
I kind of gave up on this thing a few months ago. Just so you know. I guess it'll stand as a body of stupid work all on its own, but I just don't have the time to be this angry anymore. I give up. [gulps whiskey] Ah, there we go. Good old frontier medicine.
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The Week’s Inane Ramblings for 2009-05-31
Posted on May 31st, 2009 4 comments- I can’t tell you how glad I am that American Idol is over. That show is the visual and musical equivalent of a solid punch in the yambag. #
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The Week’s Inane Ramblings for 2009-05-10
Posted on May 10th, 2009 2 comments- What’s this “sun” I keep hearing about? #
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The Week’s Inane Ramblings for 2009-05-03
Posted on May 3rd, 2009 2 comments- Do I go grocery shopping, run errands, and enjoy the weather, or inexcusbly drink myself back to sleep on the couch and wake up sweaty? #
- Ugh. iPhone keyboard + Sunday morning fog = spelling mistakes. I meant, *inexcusably*. But the sentiment remains true. #
- FUCK this swine flu bullshit. No doubt people are getting sick, but causing a fucking panic is the last thing this world needs right now. #
- “Could kill 71 million people worldwide and push the economy into a “major global recession” – THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP. #
- PS, Bloomberg.com: THE LAST TIME I CHECKED WE WERE IN A FUCKING WORLDWIDE RECESSION ALREADY. OR IS THAT OVER AND NO ONE TOLD ME? #
- Ok, sorry about that torrent of profanity. I’m just tired of hearing about this stuff. Back to your regularly scheduled ranting. #
- Swine flu rage, take 2: STOP MAKING PEOPLE FUCKING PANIC. Twitter, I really expected more from you. I guess that was my problem. #
- Dear people who use stars and other little shapes in Twitter names: it’s not cute. Stop that shit. Do you think it makes you special? #
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The Week’s Inane Ramblings for 2009-04-26
Posted on April 26th, 2009 3 comments- Cold, depressing rain. The week’s way of saying, “hey – fuck you”. #
- Fortune cookie: “You’re only as dumb as you think you are, moron.” #
- LOST: feel free to suck it, and do so with reckless abandon. Posturing a clip show as “new” is just a shitty thing to do to people. #
- I know I shouldn’t complain, as it was so nice today, but now the area behind my knees is sweaty. And this apt is just stuffy as all hell. #
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The Week’s Inane Ramblings for 2009-04-19
Posted on April 19th, 2009 4 comments- Hey Spring! Whaddya say you stop being such a little bitch and make with the sun and warmth? Maybe you didn’t get the memo: winter is OVER. #
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The Week’s Inane Ramblings for 2009-04-12
Posted on April 12th, 2009 3 comments- I am slowly becoming a failed product of my laziness. Clean laundry has become a near-otherworldly concept. #
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The Week’s Inane Ramblings for 2009-04-05
Posted on April 5th, 2009 No comments- Monday: like that annoying ex-girlfriend who won’t just piss off and leave you alone already. #
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The Week’s Inane Ramblings for 2009-03-29
Posted on March 29th, 2009 5 comments- That headache from the other day? It called its buddy indigestion to come party. Ugh. What a bunch of assholes. #
- Dear Monday: I know we’ve had our differences, and I thought we’d sorted them out. Clearly we haven’t. Suck it. #
- Dear Monday: Ok, so it’s nice that you’re almost over. But we’re still not cool. Don’t go getting all comfy with yourself. I’m not pleased. #
- Dear Tuesday: Do us both a favor and don’t be like Monday. I don’t know what I was thinking getting involved with that asshole. #
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