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  • Your Humble Narrator…

    Sup.

    'Sup.

    Greetings, Programs… I love surfing, bourbon, and my crippling gadget addiction, and I hold an advanced degree in curmudgeonry. I also enjoy making people uncomfortable sometimes. Ok, maybe more than sometimes. Maybe often.

    I started this here blog because I used to get all bent out of shape about things and say funny stuff. And now I just don’t care as much. Which explains why my posting dropped off several months ago. But I do my best to throw something up here and there.

Little Bits O' Crap

  • I can't tell you how glad I am that American Idol is over. That show is the visual and musical equivalent of a solid punch in the yambag. 2009-05-28
  • What's this "sun" I keep hearing about? 2009-05-04
  • Dear people who use stars and other little shapes in Twitter names: it's not cute. Stop that shit. Do you think it makes you special? 2009-05-02
  • Swine flu rage, take 2: STOP MAKING PEOPLE FUCKING PANIC. Twitter, I really expected more from you. I guess that was my problem. 2009-04-29
  • Ok, sorry about that torrent of profanity. I'm just tired of hearing about this stuff. Back to your regularly scheduled ranting. 2009-04-28
  • PS, Bloomberg.com: THE LAST TIME I CHECKED WE WERE IN A FUCKING WORLDWIDE RECESSION ALREADY. OR IS THAT OVER AND NO ONE TOLD ME? 2009-04-28
  • "Could kill 71 million people worldwide and push the economy into a “major global recession” - THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP. 2009-04-28
  • FUCK this swine flu bullshit. No doubt people are getting sick, but causing a fucking panic is the last thing this world needs right now. 2009-04-28
  • Ugh. iPhone keyboard + Sunday morning fog = spelling mistakes. I meant, *inexcusably*. But the sentiment remains true. 2009-04-26
  • Do I go grocery shopping, run errands, and enjoy the weather, or inexcusbly drink myself back to sleep on the couch and wake up sweaty? 2009-04-26
  • I know I shouldn't complain, as it was so nice today, but now the area behind my knees is sweaty. And this apt is just stuffy as all hell. 2009-04-26
  • LOST: feel free to suck it, and do so with reckless abandon. Posturing a clip show as "new" is just a shitty thing to do to people. 2009-04-23
  • Fortune cookie: "You're only as dumb as you think you are, moron." 2009-04-21
  • Cold, depressing rain. The week's way of saying, "hey - fuck you". 2009-04-21
  • Hey Spring! Whaddya say you stop being such a little bitch and make with the sun and warmth? Maybe you didn't get the memo: winter is OVER. 2009-04-15
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