The Week’s Inane Ramblings for 2009-05-03

• Do I go grocery shopping, run errands, and enjoy the weather, or inexcusbly drink myself back to sleep on the couch and wake up sweaty? #
• Ugh. iPhone keyboard + Sunday morning fog = spelling mistakes. I meant, *inexcusably*. But the sentiment remains true. #
• FUCK this swine flu bullshit. No doubt people are getting sick, but causing a fucking panic is the last thing this world needs right now. #
• “Could kill 71 million people worldwide and push the economy into a “major global recession” – THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP. #
• PS, Bloomberg.com: THE LAST TIME I CHECKED WE WERE IN A FUCKING WORLDWIDE RECESSION ALREADY. OR IS THAT OVER AND NO ONE TOLD ME? #
• Ok, sorry about that torrent of profanity. I’m just tired of hearing about this stuff. Back to your regularly scheduled ranting. #
• Swine flu rage, take 2: STOP MAKING PEOPLE FUCKING PANIC. Twitter, I really expected more from you. I guess that was my problem. #
• Dear people who use stars and other little shapes in Twitter names: it’s not cute. Stop that shit. Do you think it makes you special? #